If you think I am being a little dramatic when I say that a pair of perfectly fitting trousers can actually change your life, you're probably right. I fully comprehend that they will not take you from slob status to president of the United States. HOWEVER. They WILL take you from slob status to a seemingly functional participating member of society.
They will also save you 20 minutes of 'what-do-I-wear' panic, 10 minutes of steaming, and any guilt you may have from skipping the gym in lieu of pizza (they're stretchy and they make you look good leaving any room).
They also make you look pulled together when really, you're kind of not. Case en point: I wore these trousers for three hours in the car, mostly spent snacking, and I when I stood up, it looked like I had walked straight out of the dry cleaners. And considering we are about to head into one of the craziest 5 weeks of all time, keep-yourself-together clothes are exactly what I need...