When I was in 1st grade, I wrote a letter to the president regarding the extinction of pandas. I was gravely concerned, and I was convinced I had the solution. In this letter, I carefully explained that I was worried that one day there would be no more pandas - but that if the president followed my instructions, we could change this! I then proceeded to explain how 'mating' works, accompanied by a graphic illustration. While I never got a letter back, I know he must have read it. I mean we still have pandas, right? 

I still have a copy of that illustration somewhere, and while I'd absolutely love to wear it on a shirt, I'm just as happy with this less graphic option from the Nylon Shop. Oh, and about me saving the pandas? You're totally welcome.